Do's and Don'ts of Military Care Packages for Soldiers

Sending a care package to your loved onechocolates may wait onboard a ship in the Persian
deployed overseas seems so easy, doesn't it?Gulf before being delivered to your spouse -- if
You just box up some cookies, attach a sweetyou don't want that package to be a big, melted,
card, and it's ready to go, right?If only it weregooey mess, don't send chocolate (or anything
that easy.Sending mail to ships/units overseas iselse that can melt).Keep it Small:Keep in mind your
tricky for many reasons (slow processing, mailloved one may not have much personal space in
limitations, etc.) but one of the most confoundinghis overseas accommodations. Chances are good
is this: unless you've been deployed yourself, it'she has no place to store the giant smiley face
hard to know exactly what a Soldier or Sailorpinata the kids made for him, and it will end up
might want.After two deployments (and a pickybeing a burden rather than a pleasure. Things that
husband), here's what I've learned about militarycan be stored easily (small drawings and pictures,
care packages.Try Not to Embarrass:You mighttravel game sets) and things that can be
think sending a life-size portrait of your toy poodleconsumed (food, toiletry items) rate high on most
dressed in a ballet skirt is hilarious, but chancesSoldier's and Sailor's lists.Keep it
are your husband won't be laughing when he hasPersonal:Remember your loved one has not been
to carry the cumbersome "pooch" back to hishome for a really long time -- what might seem
room and past all his friends. You never knowsilly or boring to you (an audio tape of the children
where your spouse will open his package, orfighting over the Nintendo) will be like a little piece
whom he'll be with. If you think he'll be humiliatedof home for your spouse. Send things to remind
for anyone to know you sent him pink boxeryour Soldier/Sailor of the things he loves (his
shorts, either don't send them or give him achildren, family, favorite foods, taped reruns of his
heads up about the contents of the box. Similarly,favorite TV shows).Make it Fun:Deployed Soldiers
if you're sending something that might embarrassand Sailors are working almost non-stop and with
YOU (uhmmm....pictures), make sure you don'tlittle new scenery or change of pace. They don't
surprise your beloved, or he might unknowinglyhave the option to go to Barnes and Noble for
cast your photos to a group of nosey friendsawhile to "get out" and see something new. So
peering over his shoulder as he opens thebring the fun and the new to them. My husband
box.Don't Douse the Box/Envelope withalways likes getting DVDs, CDs, books, and
Perfume:Women think this is wonderful, to spraysports magazines. He's also pointed out that it is
perfume all over a man's gift or letter. Andhard to get a "real" American newspaper when he
honestly, our men probably like to receive theis deployed, so the local paper from home is
smelly treasures too. But when your husband hasalways appreciated (especially the Sports section).
to carry that letter through three hallways and upRemember these Soldiers and Sailors are living
four ladders back to his room, he may not bewithout many of the comforts and conveniences
thrilled dragging a cloud of feminine perfumeof home. Therefore, mail call is a welcomed
behind him. Remember, the military is notoriousopportunity to receive something new and
for issuing its members "call signs" or "nicknames"different to look at....things they can't get on the
at their weakest, most embarrassing moment. Ifship.Make it Frequent:Mail Call can be the highlight
you don't want your husband to be calledof the day for any deployed man or woman.
"Christian Dior" for the rest of his career, go easyEven something as small as a crayon drawing
on the scents.Steer Clear of Chocolate:When youfrom a two-year old can bring joy to your loved
send something via an FPO address, you neverone! Make it a point to send something....even if it's
know where it will wait in transit before it gets tojust a letter....as frequently as you can!
its destination. Your carefully prepared box of