How to Keep from Sounding LIKE Totally Stupid

June is reality check month. Lots of thesynonyms of the words you plan to use in your
resolutions have been made and most are alreadypitch.
broken. It's time to take a hard look at whereTip: If you never use big or unusual words, don't
you are going in 05 and beyond. One of the moststart now.
important things you can do for yourself is toAre you good at small talk? This is a great way
update all your personal credentials including yourto open a dialogue or keep one going. The best
bio & your resume.method for small talk is to find something in the
Have you done your spring cleaning (professional)news (not political), but something that has a
yet? Do you have solid career plans for thebroad based appeal. Look for a topic that will elicit
balance of 05? Why are you waiting to geta response. Just pull a few ideas from recent
started improving your career?news: spelling bee winner, final episodes (TV). Get
Ask yourself these questions:the picture?
How dated is the material that you have beenFirst impressions count! Have you heard someone
using to present your skill sets? Is the languagespeak that you thought was a total dork? What
professional? Are you using current,turned you off? Did they look slovenly or
contemporary lingo in your materials? When wasunkempt? Were they dressed appropriately? Did
the last time you spent time assessing yourtheysound incoherent with poor speech patterns?
personal portfolio? I know it's hard to think aboutAppearance is one benchmark that will
those aspects of your career, but believe me itsimmediately determine how receptive the listener
time well spent.is to what you have to say. Do you have
Look at your resume, does it seem "dated." Thecolleagues and associates that either turns you
resume today is nothing like those of the past. Sooff or on when they speak? Pay attention to
if it's not current, it will immediately present atheir style of speaking and mannerisms. What
negative connotation about yourattributes do you like? Are they funny? Humor
"contemporary-ness"always has a way of breaking the ice or diffusing
Have you ever seen a celebrity on TV whoan uncomfortable moment.
sounds illiterate? They are stars, so people overIf, in a chance meeting, you run into someone
look how dumb they appear to be. That is notyou consider to be important, do you sound like a
going to work for you. You will be evaluated bybumbling fool? It's easy to prepare yourself to put
both your verbal and written skills. Can you putyour best foot forward. All it takes is practice. If
together a coherent sentence without using theyou are not sure how professional you will seem,
word LIKE? If not, you better begin to practicepractice now. Find a friend or colleague and
your pitch. Start with a written a paragraph aboutengage in dialogue. Don't talk to them about work,
what you have accomplished, what do you havebut in general conversation ask them to critique
to offer. Write it down and then read it over andwhat you said. Were you interesting? Were you
over. Does it make sense? Does it grab yourengaging? Did you talk too long or sound boring?
attention? Does it compel people to ask more?Did they want to keep the conversation going?
If not, try different version, substitute words,Establish a comfort level with your words and
refine and hone down your core message so youspeaking style. Adapt it to what you are like and
sound credible and believable. Action words aredon't imitate anyone. Create you own unique
really important you want to convey an image. Ifpersonal speaking style.
you need help, get a thesaurus and look for